Subject: What Weird Stuff Have You Polished your Furniture with?

Oh man, I'm LOL! You get an A+ for the weirdest food in the Land! Hey, did you know that Spam makes an excellent furniture polish? Truly!! ...which explains why they chose spam as the name for the Junkiest of Junk e-mail. It's the Queen Mother of Weird Foods.

Oh yeah. I remembered, in Tofino, Canada, I had a barnacle appetizer. It was really good! It looked... weird. like it should have adorned the door posts in Pompeii... (get it?) aahhhh! but it tasted yummy! Okay, but just don't talk to me about it's personal life. I'm too good at guided imagery :) aaaaeeeeiiiii!!!!