Subject: Re: Peanut butter - Miracle Whip
Hi Mike and Fran - or to the one who wants the peanut butter. I hereby volunteer to solve your problem. Just let me know when and how long you will be in Paris. If you are willing to put my wife and I up in your apartment, we will gladly fly over with a suitcase full of both Peter Pan Peanut Butter and Kraft Miracle Whip. Not only that, but I will personally make your sandwiches. On the peanut butter, I need to know if you want smooth or chunky and how thick you want it spread. Isn't this an offer you can't refuse? We will have a place to stay and you will have your reminder from home. Seems perfect to me.

Mark in San Antonio, Texas